Person one: why are you putting your shit in a bag
Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked
Person two: so my shit doesnt get all shit fucked
by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006
Get the shit fucked mug.Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
by Ohsnap!!! January 17, 2010
Get the Cold Shit mug.by Maleduce December 15, 2003
Get the shit-disturber mug.A shit that you flush, but it comes back into the bowl. The toilet is not clogged as a result of the Jesus shit. It is metaphorical to the fact that Jesus Christ was killed, but came back afterward.
Emily: Ahh, what a great shit I have just taken,
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.
OR
Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.
OR
Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.
by Albertkjfdahi August 25, 2010
Get the Jesus Shit mug.Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.
Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*
by Ferdinando June 6, 2007
Get the Pickle Shits mug.when driving really fast and loseing control and at the last minute before you wreck you say oh shit!
by notthedaddy03 February 5, 2010
Get the oh shit mug.The baddest mother fuckers around, currently reigning over the college hippy town of Bellingham, WA. Too legit to quit. Keep an ear out in your hometown for a chance to party with the crew that started it all.
by gavamatazz December 13, 2010
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