Michelled

Trying to take it all and getting nothing then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict, and my aunt Michelled me

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all then losing it all. Then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict then my aunt michelled me.

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025

Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025

Michael

18

Indeed, to live is to cause others trouble…
UMB 29’
😋

I’m Michael and I’m gay.

by Rokublue October 19, 2025

Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.

"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.

That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro

by Mic2267 November 17, 2025