The greatest YouTube channel to ever exist in the history of the world (much better than peanut guy yt)
by Jabjfreak July 27, 2022
Get the Eli’s Epic Lifemug. by Smuggalisious March 4, 2017
Get the Snug lifemug. by Jeff the donkey October 6, 2020
Get the lifemug. 
that sucky thing you live every day. It hates you and always tries to ruin your day. They say you only live once, that is a good thing
by Mayoiscool May 4, 2018
Get the lifemug. by lord jimbob the great August 1, 2025
Get the Half-Lifemug. i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.
by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025
Get the Shreck is lifemug.