one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020

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Half-Life

the coolest game ever made by valve and it was there first game and it was awsum and cool

u shud play Half-Life it is best gamd ever

by lord jimbob the great August 1, 2025

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i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.

If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life

by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025

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I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

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The meaning of life

Truly, the meaning of life is what you make of it.

A: Whats the meaning of life?

B: Well what do you make of it?

A: I guess I completed life... I have a job and good health...

B: What have you made of it?

A: I don't know.

B: Think about it.

A: I thought heaven wa-

B: But is there really a god?

B: Think about it.

by Vafkealph May 2, 2017

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