telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

We're taking it to the parking lot.

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.

Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.

by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021

Colten W. Parker

A YouTuber named Colten W. Parker with a Goal to 1000 Subscribers

Hay do you know Colten W. Parker?

by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Parkay, parUkay, parkaY<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Parkay, parUkay, parkaY<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Parkay, parUkay, parkaY<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Parkay, parUkay, parkaY<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Parkay, parUkay, parkaY<.7.9.7.6> parkay

<.7.9.7.6.>Parkay, parUkay, parkaY<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025