dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.

Me: you what's poppin

Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD"

by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022

Friends

I love friends. Friends are there for you when you can’t be there for yourself. Friends offer to do things for you and with you. Friends take up your recently messaged on your phone. Friends make life better not just for me, for you, for everyone.

They were good friends.

by Fiestaplum01! May 23, 2023

Friends

Anyone want to be mine

Guy 1:I have no friends

Guy 2: Keep your head up
Guy 1: ...

by dakota99 July 15, 2021

Abuse your friend day

An international holiday where people must abuse their friends in whatever way possible. It is celebrated on the 23rd February annually.

Abuse your friend day is coming up soon.

by DCVBREFD February 18, 2023

fud friend

The fat ugly dumb friend in a friend group that makes the other friends look better.

I don't hate Charlie but you realise he's just the fud friend right.

by 5SweetKittens May 4, 2019

Friend Zone

Friend Zone-an unbreakable box where you can never EVER escape. When a person says "lets just be friends" and you want to fucking die because you know they like somebody else. You had a chance and you royally fucked it up my dude.

see; heartbroken, forbidden love, lonely nights, etc.

Person 1: Hey, I think we really hit it off and I want to ask you on a date
Person 2 pulls out pepper spray
Person 1 is now stuck in the Friend zone

by go to bed its 3am June 15, 2022

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.

guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet

by el-emak February 24, 2021