dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

Dick Wig

Hair inadvertently wrapped around your dick.

My girlfriend sheds so much hair, I have dick wigs on the regular.

by Nipnips4 May 18, 2018

Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

by VEnvy November 27, 2010

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

dick-dependent

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.

"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"

by Ann~a~banana May 26, 2007

Throwing Dick

The act of throwing dick is trying to hook up with who ever you can. While fishing you throw a line to catch whatever fish you can, at the club you throw dick for the same effect.

"Brodie has hit on every girl in the bar tonight, he's throwing dick again."

by The Dick Thrower October 5, 2019

Salt Dick

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.

Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."

by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013