Poopie Cheese 

Adj. When you feel like you look bad (poop), when you feel just bleh in general, to describe any feeling that is not joyous or happy.

Noun. The scrotumy pus like hardened poop mixed with ball sweat that sticks to the gooch.

Hope, you never look like poopie cheese

Poopie Cheese by Hopesbf January 23, 2011

minner cheese 

pimento cheese, a Southern (USA) mix of shredded cheddar, pimentos and mayonnaise. Served on white bread.

The book club ladies had minner cheese sandwiches for lunch with sweet tea.

minner cheese by jmac8 March 14, 2011

Hoop Cheese 

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

Hoop Cheese by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

Dream Cheese 

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day

"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"

Dream Cheese by Callon Kelliano October 7, 2011

no cheese off my sandals 

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

no cheese off my sandals by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011

Frumunsta Cheese 

The Cheese-like substance found in one's feet when exposed to the natural elements. At can be smelled from over 30 ft. away. Smell can be described as an earthy, nutty, aged cheese smell with a splash of distilled vinegar.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn thats some strong ass Frumunsta Cheese she got in them there feets !!!

Frumunsta Cheese by MrPlatinum69 January 5, 2012

Cougar Cheese 

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

Cougar Cheese by Fieldzzz January 12, 2012