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e bodyguard

I need an e bodyguard cos Lia is stealing my followers
by s7ut666 February 25, 2019
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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Cessi/e/a/o

someone who’s doing something stupid, or acting like a fool
when someone in the gc is ignoring you, they’re a cessi/e/a/o.
by marti24 August 2, 2020
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B-O-R-E-D-O-M

Anachronym I just made up

B-e
O-n
R-ight
E-nergy
D-on't
M-essage your goddamn ex
"Given your current state of mind, the only thing I can tell you is B-O-R-E-D-O-M"
by Guimple October 8, 2021
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e

He is with a big cracker
cracker meaning white people not old people dump ass
by jfkbhfbvdb b vb bjhjkdf January 27, 2023
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E

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by ABJBahadir10 September 24, 2022
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e-girl

a desperate girl who is FEINING for money, and will do anything for it, mostly sends nudes to people on discord, while having a boyfriend probably, has 30+ ex's and usually plays dahood on roblox to find desperate people to lure, doesent work and never will, is unemployed for life, and will always use daddy's money.
Eboy: yo bih gimme yo tag
E-girl: Okii >_< only if you give me nitro!!
Eboy: only if you send me your pussy, fuku talkin bout
E-girl: Sure, add me now !!
Eboy: *is nervous because its his first interaction with a girl*

*on discord call*

Eboy: hey bb, sorry that's my morning voice.-
E-girl: Omgg !!! Your voice is so deep !!! >_<
Eboy: yeh, like imma put this cock deep in yo aah, you like that?

E-girl: man im a dude im blocking your ass, thanks for the nitro. Toodles !!

*eboy gets blocked*
by rottingtears December 27, 2024
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