Cat

Lazy potatoes

Cats are lazy potatoes

by Ghost*Writer September 9, 2022

cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

cat swapping

The act of switching from your girlfriend to her best friend in an attempt to get off during sex.

“Cat swapping” has caused my girlfriend to break up with me and her best friend is somehow pregnant

by Drowned Cereal May 8, 2024

josies cat

“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.

y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”

by hanvu April 2, 2018

coughing cat

You may Be thinking fur ball from a kitty kitty, you are wrong! This ferocious unhappy sound is made ONLY at night in the woods!(any woods will do)
The sound is actually made from a female wild boar either accidentally or intentionally sitting on a vertical log or stump. This forces air into the female boar creating a nasty intimidating coughing sound which is what most people would call a “quiff”!

I do believe I just heard a coughing cat, throw me my rpg and hold my beer!

by Ralph walda June 30, 2019