Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.

I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist

by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019

sexy time has begun

1) refers to when ether you wipe out an entire squad, team or comp in any games
2) When a woman/man has entered the art of sex with a partner.

Wow, we just wiped out an entire team, I guess sexy time has begun.

by Adolf Stalin did nothing wrong March 4, 2019

timing set back

Retarded

That guy over there keeps trying to bite his own nose, boy is his timing set back.

by D Doubleyou March 5, 2019

cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

by GueellBoy March 5, 2019

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

yellow time

it's when you english class

bro its fucken yellow time

by fucking emperor shit man fat p March 17, 2019