Time share

Defining a MMF threesome where the two males don’t engage in any sexual contact with each other

Then it’s not a threesome, that’s more a time share than anything

by Just for you Lauren November 25, 2019

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

Peaceful Time

A time where a 60-year-old person gets vajazzled. It is a very hectic, yet peaceful and momentous time in a person's life, making a decision as such out of sexual frustration and midlife crisis.

As in General Hospital, where a woman is horny and almost kills her husband in a very chaotic yet peaceful time, after making the decision to get vajazzled.

by Goou December 1, 2019

Tea time

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues

mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"

by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019

Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

Basket Time

When a group a guys that are usually gay throw you into the dirty laundry basket, in the locker room

"Basket Time!" Yelled Anaya as he chucked Aiden into the dirty Laundry basket.

by Du Man who knows the right way December 6, 2019

time

it is something that is always wasted

i have time

by uRgAyaNdIFRICKEDurMOM December 12, 2019