New Roommate Syndrome

Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.

New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!

by Can'tMessWitSmitt July 2, 2017

new jack

New Jack, may have referred to the new form of getting jacked a verb. For example When something was jacked, it was overtaken or the effort was surpassed by another. If a person was jacked they were overtaken. The New Jack phrase emphasized the new arrival of a style that surpassed the last. When this phrase has Swing added to it it signifies dancing and music for dancing and movement with rhythm. When this phrase is paired with City it signifies a city that is predominately African American that primarily uses a form of music and style that formed or became popular during the New Jack (era).
Written by Nicolette Poindexter

Music made during the New Jack Era was the best.

by Nekohlet Poindexter April 19, 2018

New Case Syndrome

When a new case is released on Counter Strike (or its spin-offs) but the drop rate is so abysmally low that people are willing to go as far as AFKing for hours on end, even when the odds are against them.

God damn, Brad. He's been in the past 10 games, just sitting there hoping to get that case! I swear he's got New Case Syndrome.

by DirtyPolarBear November 10, 2017

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

friends at a new school

people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely

friends at a new school has been defined :)

by SHRUGSHRUGSHRUGSHRUGTILTEDHEAD November 16, 2017

new drawing

New drawing means in german ,neue zeichnung‘ You can write that under your new drawing.

Thats my new drawing , it Looks so cool.

by Xkenia November 17, 2017

New Orleans

New Orleans, aka NOLA or Shitville. If Lousyana is the arse of the world, New Orleans is the hole in it. It is the cradle of nigger jazz, crap food, evil pseudo-religious practice, and home of retards who hate everyone who is not exactly like them.

I hate New Orleans and the f***ng Saints.

by MrDoofenshmirtz November 19, 2017