Yoda of pussy

A fat idiot who runs around telling people he sleeps with a bunch of girls when he's really in his basement playing counter strike

Joe: have you seen Ben?
Bob:no I think he's being the yoda of pussy again

by Spartan167 November 8, 2011

pussy pup

A baby pussy that a grown ass man prefers to have over his wife's pussy

Bro I just had some pussy pup last night it was good

by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020

pussy whipped

when a man's balls are kept in his bird's purse

xzxyz's balls are in betty's purse. he's pussy whipped.

by Notapsycho aka Taps December 31, 2020

Pussy pirate

Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity

He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooo February 14, 2021

Hey pussy

An endearing term one screams at a friend from a long distance to make him or her laugh(traditionally, taking them by surprise). The Hey pussy act was first performed by former MLB third baseman for the Detroit Tigers, while yelling it out the car window at a friend jogging(Marty had is young son and nephews in the car at the time).

The Hey Pussy(pronounced hey poossseeee) has recently gained traction, and now is frequently used around Southern California as a way to embarrass/make friends laugh from afar. The endearing insult can be applied/received by either sex.

2 men a car:

Man 1: hey there’s Gavin walking with a couple coworkers on his way to Starbucks for lunch

Man 2: we should Hey Pussy him

(Window rolls down)

Man 1: Hey Poossseeee

(Laughter ensues within the confines of the vehicle, and a confused and startled friend chuckles after realizing he got Hey Pussy’d)

by Dave Albritton February 21, 2021

Road Pussy

The smell the vagina starts to make while riding on a vehicle for 4 or more hours.

Hey Big Don.... What does your hand smell like if you grab my pussy?

Big Don: Road Pussy , you need to baby wipe that at the next stop!

by Yogisara February 27, 2021

Pussy pop

An action in which a person is making someone with a pussy squirt a lot and then after they’ve cum sufficiently and seem pretty overwhelmed, then the giver smacks their pussy and more squirt goes everywhere.

Oh man I was watching this great porn video where this guy was making a woman squirt over and over again. Then when she was all blissed out, he took his hand out of her pussy and smacked her labia really hard and squirt went everywhere. It was a great pussy pop! She seemed aroused, shocked, and in pain— it was great!

by Snagglewaggles June 21, 2022