Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023

ur mom

a specific phrase that can be used in as an answer or question

"Hey, what did you do yesterday?"
"ur mom"

by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

by chumburger February 17, 2021

luger mom

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.

start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

Dinis mom

A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019

duck mom

person who flew to the moon and came back in 10 years

della duck is an amazing duck mom!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020