Ill wear you like a hat 

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

Ill wear you like a hat by Neo8633 April 28, 2011

you kinda smell like a baka 

EREN YEAGER

you kinda smell like a baka

you kinda smell like a baka by Potato 737477 September 1, 2021

personality like a brick wall 

a person who has no personality. usually some lazy fucker working at mcdonalds. of course i probably would have no personality if i cleaned shitters for a living or flipping damn hamburgers

That motherfuking asshole that cleans restrooms said nothing to me when i said hi

personality like a brick wall by Fuck yourself May 13, 2005

Fajita (pronounced like Vagita with emphasis on the i) 

A womans Vaginal Area 51

Boy #6: Ahhh...your fajita makes my dick feel like corn!! And I see youve provided the butter!
Girl: Please do not skeet in my fajita!

Fajita (pronounced like Vagita with emphasis on the i) by Tony Da Popsykle September 8, 2005

Slept like a baby 

When ABDL, babyfur, DDLG or littles go to sleep wearing a diaper, snuggling plushies, sucking on pacifiers, experiencing peaceful bliss and being adorable

I put on a PeekABU, grabbed Stitch and my paci and slept like a baby.

Slept like a baby by diaperpup February 17, 2019

in like flynn

Phrase made famous by the 1972 child molestation scandal of Jackson, Mississippi. 'Nasty Jack' Flynn, the 13 time repeat offender and part time civil war re-enactor, though appalling was made especially famous for his unique habit of screaming 'I'm in like Flynn' in a constipated voice as he would sodomize his victims. The phrase is not as well known in most parts of the country, but is still prevalent in the 'Deep South' of the United States of America to describe feelings of determination and/or conviction.

Hey, I'm in like Flynn!

in like flynn by The Informant April 22, 2005

dumps like a bug 

to have a very, very, very tiny (oh ever so small and puny) bowel movment.

i must have a tape worm or something. i ate a whole pizza and i'm dumping like a bug.

dumps like a bug by hooptypantsmcplayedoutdumpface July 12, 2005