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cum

a nice white liquid its very edible and yummy it fills my tummy!!!
you can create it into anything,a face mask,ice cube,sauce,etc...
you can say it when you want someone to cum too!!!

by cal
"cum on my face please!"
*cums*
"my acne is gone!"
by gayleb69 May 6, 2023
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Cum on cum on

Cum on cum on and dance with me baby
by Directioner369 May 6, 2024
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a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024
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cums

A conjugation of the verb "cum". If you are using this word it is more likely than not that you are using the word cum too often.
This is the last thing I'll saying about his cumming, I swear. He cums really slowly and its so annoying.
by cumsGuy231 October 4, 2024
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Cum

I wake up one morning and see my husband staring at me intensely. I look at him, meeting his eyes. before I look down and see his cock out. He's VIOLENTLY jerking in, and I just watch in awe. "let me help you out" I say before reaching out to grab his dick. I start jerking him off, hearing him moan "AUGHHH" he yells. But before he cums I let go of his dick and flip him over onto his stomach. Startled by my action he turns his head back looking and me with pure confusion on his face. Just before I take a finger and shove it up his ass, causing him to scream in pleasure. I continue to finger him slowly then putting my whole fist in. As im fisting him I see his asshole start to bleed, but I ignore this. I continue to thrust my hand into him, reaching deep inside. I then flip him around again and take out my hand from his asshole hearing a loud scream escape his lips. I lock eyes with him again before I move my head down. I go down back to his dick and start sucking it like my life depended on it. He grabs my hair and shoves my head down. Cumming deep inside my throat. He holds me there for almost 2 minutes cause of how big the load was. I felt myself. Getting full from just the cum. Once he lets go oh my hair I get off his dick and start vomiting the cum all over him. He watches the scene in horror, trying to get me to stop. But the cum doesn’t stop coming out.

IM SORRY
by OHMYGODxoxo August 21, 2024
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Cum dumpster

Someone who enjoys cum a lot or maybe enjoys cum a little to much.
Guy 1:Did you know Sarah was a cum dumpster?
Guy 2: No I didn't but that's cool .
by D1dupre April 24, 2017
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Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024
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