The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
by The Earthquakes March 11, 2012
Get the zip lock bagmug. When you mention to a potential sexual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply 'So?!?' without hesitation.
Man I'm waiting to see what I caught from that std grab bag last night. That girl didn't give a damn that I didn't have condoms on me.
by systemengineer August 10, 2009
Get the std grab bagmug. by Ruby Red McGee April 9, 2008
Get the ruby red bagmug. v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.
That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.
He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
by Theo September 1, 2008
Get the come out the bagmug. "bop ya bag" is a phrase that some rappers (most notably OB-1) use in their songs. It refers to the act of bopping your bag, which is essentially smashing yourself in the testicles with a hammer. This activity is normally associated with the hyphy scene and other hip hop fans and is seen as the most extreme activity that one can engage in while getting retarded or thizz.
OB-1's song "bop ya bag" be slammin like a mothafucka. He be gettin mad stupid up in dis bitch an mothafuckaz be boppin they bags while listenin ta his jamz nadamsayin?
by Bag Boppin' Billy August 12, 2007
Get the bop ya bagmug. Arguably the most popular phrase spoken by uncle grandfather in the cult animated hit "perfect hair forever"
Uncle Grandfather used this phrase when acting out a scene between a cake, and a vacuum. The cake was a "chamber maid" and the vacuum was "pleasently surprised".
During the action, the cake was humping the vacuum, and uncle grandfather anthopomorphised the cake saying, "frost my bag, frost my bag, frost my bag, OMG!"
Also, on ytmnd.
Uncle Grandfather used this phrase when acting out a scene between a cake, and a vacuum. The cake was a "chamber maid" and the vacuum was "pleasently surprised".
During the action, the cake was humping the vacuum, and uncle grandfather anthopomorphised the cake saying, "frost my bag, frost my bag, frost my bag, OMG!"
Also, on ytmnd.
Friend A: Hey man, that's gay don't do that!
Friend B: Frost my Bag, Frost my Bag, FROST MY BAG, OH MY GOD!"
Friend B: Frost my Bag, Frost my Bag, FROST MY BAG, OH MY GOD!"
by fidi December 8, 2006
Get the frost my bagmug. 
Get the bag full of arseholesmug.