Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Pulling a Meesam

Pulling a Meesam is a new trancedentalist idea where one simultaneously beats thy meat while taking a shit.

Wanna join me in pulling a Meesam

by ColNart February 13, 2022

Pulled a Joey

When you get too high you can't function and end up peeing your pants

"bro last night I was so high I totally pulled a joey"

by puthydestroyer69milf September 29, 2021

Pulling a Q

When you duck out of a party way early to go to bed because you're feeling old and tired.

I heard Sofia was pulling a Q last night and everyone had a great time, but the next day, we looked like crap but she was raring to go.

by Goodman Girl October 9, 2021

Pulling a Mike

To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."

by hbk420 October 13, 2021

Pulling a David

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

by lady's man5441 February 21, 2022

pulling a kobe

being able to land all those shots but not able to land the helicopter

a guy died in a helicopter today, hes pulling a kobe

by mydadlovedme February 25, 2022