Cup of Joe

My possession is so vague that I don't know if it is a liability or an asset.

I have a Cup of Joe but am so inexperienced that I don't know how to use it and in case of emergency it could be taken away and used against me.

by anonymous July 14, 2022

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Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button

She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe

by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022

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double joe

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He rolled a double joe.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

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So Joe

1: Something not being cool.

2:Every single insult and slur crammed into two words.

Man i hate that new Fortnite update! It's literally so Joe!

by AresUnfunny July 30, 2022

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Joe

Joe mama

“Hey, have you seen Joe?”
“Who’s Joe?”
“Joe Mama!”
*runs away like a goddamn maniac*

by Memer_wemer August 1, 2022

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Most beautiful woman in the world. Kind and warm-hearted. Hair like the sun, eyes like the stars in the northern lights and a smile to make the moon jealous. This amazin lady has been through hell and back and will still put all her effort into the things and people she loves. Shes a stubborn yet humble angel from heaven. One of the most hard working women you'll ever meet. Always keep your promises with her and make her smile. She will be your best friend and love of your life so long as you treat her right. Her lack of fucks to give and reckless additude will draw you in wanting more. Her kiss is the sweetest thing youll ever taste along with her soft touch to put your world at ease. She has a lot of love for those who earn it, but no one will ever be loved more than her animals. All it takes to please her are cows, dinosaurs and a nice juicy burger. Take care of your Emmie Joe.

"That's one wild woman"
"Shes my Emmie Joe"

by GrossGreenDino August 1, 2022

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