What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

What a hell

The misheard version of "What the hell".

Susan: What a hell was that?
Dave: It's "What the hell", Susan. Not "What a hell".

by Malijaffri August 17, 2021

Wait...what?

That thing when you're not sure if you're right or wrong, but you know you're definitely confused

Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?

by Gem's_definition March 17, 2024

What 9+10?

21 bruh

jack:hey
patlike:i
jack:why i?
patlike:what 9+10?
jack:21?
patlike:no dumb. its 19.
jack:oh.
unknow:s u s

by qer to 21 May 14, 2022

What a job and shower

When you don’t know what a job or a shower is, perhaps you’ve never had one.

First popular appearance found in an Ashby Florence TikTok live, where fans in the comments tormented her by spamming the phrase without explanation

Ashby, what a job and shower???

by BatmansChild September 25, 2025

what is gas

Saying " what is gas" in a Indian accent derives for the stereotype that all Indians work at a gas station.

Man: sir I would like some has from pump 3.
Indian: what is gas?

by Fuck boi niggerfaggot April 6, 2017

What's Poppin'

A more "hip" way of saying "Hello fellow kids."

You: Hey Bobby
Bobby: What do you want you punk.
You: What's Poppin'
Bobby: Shut up

by Zharias October 8, 2019