Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty

Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends

by Holla gamer January 1, 2018

Friend

A person who been through everything and will be there for you. Most brunettes have blond best friends

I can’t believe me and my friend ate 15 hamburgers

by BeautyBæ January 7, 2018

Friends

Those fake people that made you feel happy that you don't have. I have only had two true friends. Me and my mom.

Mom: How was school?
Me: Normal
Mom: *doesn't lie and doesn't backstab*

Me: *breathes*
Me: Wow u r still alive that is amazing!
Me: I know I a guud fren
Me: u have no friends

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018