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launch the rocket with one engine

When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.
This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.
by Mattcguy June 16, 2023
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One clean fell swoop

When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.
At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.
by Sexydimma December 25, 2021
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One-man Conference Room

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011
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two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
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Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
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One way mother fucker

Mainly Kyles. Will accept as much help as possible whenever possible, but will always find a way out reciprocating any favors or just being a helpful, decent human being in general.
Kyle is a one way mother fucker who wants people to do his fence but won’t help anyone else do theirs.
by NotAOneWayMF June 2, 2019
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Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge
John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!
by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020
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