Twit-Shitting

The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.

by nicko236 April 5, 2009

Shit Liquor

Stright black coffee

What do you want from the gas station? Get me some shit liquor I'm tired as fuck.

by MLKVevo March 1, 2022

App Shit

When you first get a smart phone and you go crazy adding new apps.

Jasmile: What's DeeDee doing tonight?
Ursula: She just got an iPhone and she's going App Shit. You probably won't see her for a few days.

by GingerXOXO April 26, 2011

shit flinger

A person who debases themself with constant name calling, especially in the context of a conversation or argument.

A person who calls someone as a racist/homophobic/religious/etc. to score immediate social points in a group.

Sarah is such a shit flinger, every time I try to bring up how the flint water crisis is a government mismanagement issue and try to explain why I think so, she says I'm a racist.

Josh went into a shit flinging episode yesterday, I was talking to him about how I think biologically there is a difference between men and women. He grabbed some friends nearby and got them to start chanting homophobic.

by Kickedkid January 8, 2019

Shit is hard

When something doesn't go as planned, humiliating happens, or you fail at something.

"Did you hit that broad last night?"

"Nah man, after third base she told me she stopped with one night stands"

"Shit is hard"

"I know"

by blundboy October 3, 2011

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021

Army shit

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.

Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
waheey army shits! Army shits! Army shits'

by JewNoseSearching4Rumspringa July 25, 2011