Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person

A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."

by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024

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Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

by The Abstract April 15, 2009

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pulling a joe

pulling a joe: a drunk belligernt person who attacks their freind why they are sleeping.

damn last night mike was pulling a joe when he got all drunk and attacked sterling.

by Mr. Ling the real facilitator May 22, 2010

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Joe

A fucking liability.

“Who’s that?”

“Who? Oh, that dumpy asshole? That’s Joe. He’s a fucking liability. He’s basically 290 pounds of chewed bubble gum and disappointment.”

by Joe Is The Worst April 25, 2023

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Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy called joe.

(Person): Hey joe, wanna give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe): Sure

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020

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Joe Rinaldi

A Majestic figure compared to God himself and graces the world with his beauty and has a cool obsession with Pokemon and can play Guitar which is hot asf. Also he gives Joe Jobs if you ask

Dude 1: Hey dude did you see that kid Joe Rinaldi
Dude 2: Yea he gave me a Joe job last night

by NevermoreXXRaven April 13, 2025

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