life readiness

Chill out lesson. The subject which isn't tested.

Dude, why waste your energy on Life Readiness?

by You don't chibai January 26, 2019

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Get the life readinessmug.

life-vomit

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.

The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.

by rontgen March 3, 2019

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Get the life-vomitmug.

some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children

You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022

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