friend

something you wish you had

A: Look at that girl, she has so many friends!

B: Yep, the exact opposite as you

by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021

Friend group

1-the crazy one
2-the yapper
3-the mom
4-the short one
5-the loud one
6-the random one

“Me and my friend group”

by Swalalalaa April 15, 2024

Friends

Friends, people who you can call names and they won’t care. they also are always talking to you behind your back and one day becoming your enemy.

Friends, is also a tv show about six people who are actual jokes and end up dating.

Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Monica

Ross and Rachel end up getting together after 2 breaks up and accidentally getting married ( ends up in Rosses third divorce)
Chandler and Monica get together after a night in London.

Joey and Phoebe find there own two people and they all live happy ever after (there is more than just that to the show but you have to watch it)

I have no friends.
Before I go to bed I watch friends.

by I have friends don’t bully me February 23, 2020

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

World fake friend day

A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.

Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day

by Appreciation💕 October 28, 2021

Good friend

They don't exist; only habibs do.

"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*

by CorPur November 13, 2018

Friended

a bitch who likes to insult people because she's a no-lifer fat ass

Friended kys pls

by Gay Grape Juice January 27, 2019