Jingle cock

when your dick bounces up and down in gym class cause your gym shorts are too damn short.

damn you got that jingle cock while you were runnin the mile.

by jinglecock December 30, 2011

Cock Slavy

It's the Art of cock slapping an Ukrainian woman when she's in the search of lemons.

Hey Curtis, Yesterday I find myself at Vons in the fruit section , I saw Yaroslava and cock slavy the shit out of her.

by Popdandy August 11, 2011

Cock Bong

When a naked standing man pours a beer down his chest and the recipient chugs it as it cascades off of the mans cock.

Andrew: Mike, why are you naked and soaking wet?
Mike: Because I'm awesome... and I Just got done giving this whore Diana a cock bong!

by 0tter86 August 19, 2011

Cock mullett

When you shave your junk, short up top long on the balls.

Boy one: touch my cock Mullett
Boy 2: I love me a cock mullett.

by Cockmonkey2 September 16, 2011

Large Cock

A man that has a small wee wee

Man : I got a nice Large Cock

Reply : Nah - That shit be small af!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.

Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

cock the crack

To place the male reproductive organ into the anus of another.

"Yo Coby, you see that girl over there. I want to cock that crack!"

by Dingo February 24, 2003