The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 06, 2019
by KingdomOwner January 21, 2022
black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
by cody taulman January 04, 2009
by Venetian Doge December 25, 2022
A Man that has the blood of the American Eagle in his veins. Mating call is YeeYee. Sleeps with a pillow under his gun. He's choked out over 100 men using only a single pair 16. He already has more shit done in the day before you roll over and fart. When he quits a job they have to hire 6 people to take his place. Takes advantage of everyday to Yeet and Skeet. Roundhouse kick deaths have went up 8,000% since his Birth in 1992.
Mr. Yeet drank all the cold beer.
by Nudd December 21, 2022
A person of dubious character, but is still a good freind. They're usually intrested in the less savory things society has to offer but are reliable enough to trust with your lunch money
by 4getfull_fox November 22, 2021
a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d
by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019