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Friendzoni 

The figurative dish you get served by someone who you may like, have a crush on, etc., but they only see you as a friend.
"I've had a crush on her for months; today she told me I'm a really good friend."

"Damn man...she served you a bowl of Friendzoni."

Friendly bobber 

A person who tries to be buddy-buddy with everybody, but talks bad about them behind theirs backs. Or just tries to do it to be more popular
Omg she is such a friendly bobber!!!!! She is always trying to be friends with everyone
Friendly bobber by Drizzy89 April 14, 2013
A friendfiction is just like a fanfiction but instead of using characters from a show/movie/book, you use real life people. Mostly your friends. Hence the name, 'friendfic'. If you have no friends, I'm sorry. But you can always use people you stalk on the Internet! Some of the friendfics can get pretty sexual or gruesome. So be prepared.
I wrote a friendfic about you. It got weird.
friendfic by Craylay921 November 17, 2013

Friends with Benjamins. 

I've been with her 3 times in the last month. I'd say we're are good friends with Benjamins.
Friends with Benjamins. by Deadiac January 22, 2015

Friendipetter 

A friend that all they do when they come over is pet your dog.
Should I invite Jacob to the party?

Nah, he's a friendipetter. All he'll do is hang with your dog.
Friendipetter by jutlan January 13, 2021

Friendjester 

The act of of going on a trip with your friends just to go, with no agenda.
We’re taking a friendjester to Dallas, TX.
Friendjester by TheMan1831 February 1, 2021