Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.
I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot
by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024
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pepa fart

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by pepa fart December 27, 2020
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Fart Sloosh

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.
"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"
by Literally can't even. April 18, 2020
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fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 22, 2015
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Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
by J_Wilkyyy September 18, 2019
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fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.
I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.
by wassupweasel May 05, 2016
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Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.
What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
by LI9 November 25, 2018
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