e-monkeytard

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

by SolidSnake84 April 23, 2009

e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

If e choke you go know

The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.

That was a very good performance by Wizkid, If e choke you go know.

by RakimUredo September 9, 2023

E

used when you dont know what else to say

Other people in a group chat talking about something you don't know:

You: E

by Kingbush August 3, 2022

e-car

A type of car that is either a cat or a duck
Known as several names, Such as SnowyFluffy, Happyflufy
Handsome, Cute
Believed to be the owner of fragbots

Person A: Is this an e-car ?
Person B: Let's check at Urban Dictionary to see

Person A: OMG THIS IS HIM, HELLO E-CAR
<3

by SnowyFluffy February 5, 2022

Chuck E. Sucky

1. Getting/giving head at a Chuck E. Cheese's, mainly in the bathrooms (or in the Sky Tubes if you're risky).

2. Giving the guy wearing the Chuck E. Cheese outfit head (this only counts if the helmet stays on).

While my kids were in the ballpit, me and Sarah went into the back to give me a Chuck E. Sucky.

by DoctorDont November 18, 2021

E

It do just be a fuckin' letter

E

by Delicious Sandwich March 2, 2022