luger mom

A mom of one of your friends/patner who loves you but also judges you.

start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"

10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"

by bitch_please June 5, 2014

Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018

mom

she will kick ur ass, makes the best dolma and has anger issues

mom

by anonymous February 10, 2022

snowplow mom

A woman of age who loves to get completely destroyed by cocaine before getting her fuck on.

Sometimes being a snowplow mom has its rewards.

by Reppin' Latvia December 16, 2015

UR MOM

its ur mom duh

ur mom gay

by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020

Your mom

Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid

I banged your mom

by I like planes March 17, 2022