National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Penis

A penis is something that sticks up a vagina to create babie

Karen had a penis stuck up her vagina

by Animeloverwithbigtifduesowo April 17, 2020

penis

something i have.

dang that girl has a nice penis

by bekahwashere April 19, 2020

Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum

I just gave him a penis pull

by Thepenispull April 20, 2020

Penis envy

Something a lot of Irish guys have.

Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020