Johned

When a friend says they will be on a game or will be somewhere then ghosts.

“Bro did you game with him last night?”
“No i got Johned again”

by Dangetjohn February 3, 2026

Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy

The old reprobate Senator from Louisiana who kneels down and supports anything MAGAt proposes.

There goes old fart Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy, once again support the corrupt MAGAt agenda, breaking his vows to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.

by LaughingAloud February 10, 2026

John Get The Hummus

John Kiriakou a former CIA agent and a whistleblower, describes the interrogation methods used by the CIA to get important terrorists and prisoners to confess including torture such as sleep deprivation, loud noise, waterboarding and refers that most were methods were illegal and weren't approved by the Secretary of Justice or the president.

*One of the ways he referred "You can't just put hummus up someone's rectum".

"John Get the Hummus, this guy ain't confessing to none"
"You can't just put Hummus up someone's rectum, that's illegal"

by UrbanUzer February 15, 2026

John Kanaka

1.An island in the Pacific Ocean.
2.A type of water nymph.
3.A song by the Fisherman's Friends.

I thought I heard the old man say (hoo!)
John Kanaka-naka, too-rye-ay
Today, today it's a holiday (hoo!)
John Kanaka-naka, too-rye-ay

by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026

John Marvin

When you are so starving you are John Marvin. From southpark starvin marvin combined with the common name john

"I'm JOHN MARVIN" "im a little john"

by therealjohnmarvin February 20, 2026

Crack at john

when you gotta wake up really early to catch a bus to school

Goddamit, had to wake up crack at john to get the bus to school

by lilgayboy606969 February 24, 2026

Paul-john

Paul-john is a real special type of man, nothing like the shy, quiet, reserved guy you first meet, he's the extremely intelligent, outspoken, unfiltered sexy kind of weird that keeps you locked in wanting more, paul-john is way more intelligent than any Paul or John put together and has wicked sex appeal that he himself is oblivious to but your minge is not, you need something fixed, call Paul-john, stand back, watch and learn, feeling down, call Paul-john, he's all ears and cuddles, you need advice, call Paul-john but don't dare question, second guess or ignore cause Paul-john's are in high demand yet few and far between because if you are ever lucky enough to have a Paul-john experience, where golden sun rays shine from your complete inside out, you no longer walk, you now float effortlessly and it's as if you two are the only people left on earth, then you my blessed princess are loved by a Paul-john, which is the truest most completely unbreakable forever love one could ever wish for and that's why everyone wants a Paul-john and no-one let's go of their Paul-john.

"OMG I finally met a Paul-john, I will do anything for a Paul-john experience".

"Look at that woman floating on air and shining like the sun, she's definitely loved by a Paul-john".

"I can't get it to work, better call Paul-john, he'll know what to do".

by Whowhoknows75 February 25, 2026