pick me girl

Monique

'shes such a pick me girl, listen to what she says.'
'Im not a pick me.' 'IM NOT RUNNING!' 'THOSE COST MONEY!!' 'OMG HES SO IN LOVE W ME' 'IM TAKING MY HAIR OUT.' 'IM NOT RUNNING !!!!!!'

by ur mummies honkers August 18, 2022

Pick-Me Girl

A woman who puts down other women for the sake of male validation.

(I figured of yall needed the REAL definition since I've seen it been on ever girl that is even slightly attractive.)

"I'm like one of the guys so I don't have that many girl friends"

"I don't like wearing makeup because it's fake and I don't like being fake unlike most girls." - Said every Pick-Me Girl ever.

by luciaglossie May 3, 2022

he raped me

The three words that can ruin a man’s life whether it’s true or not

Me: does nothing.
Some random girl I’ve never heard of: “He Raped Me.

by KanyeEast88 March 13, 2022

Pick me Girl

A girl who tries too hard to be praised by males and other classmates, and tries too hard to be different

Pick me girl: OMG! I’m so tiny🥺 Look Jack- Hold your hand out next to mine!
Jack: ok…
Pick me girl: Omg! Jack your hands are so Big! I’m so tiny! :3
Jack:ok…

by KakashiHatakesWife January 25, 2022

Tell me dazai

The quoted conversation between Ōgai Mori and Osamu Dazai, which takes place minutes before they begin having hot gay sexual intercourse. In 2021, many clash royale players on tiktok used this conversation as a sound in their gameplay, to show that they love having gay sexual intercourse.

"tell me dazai, why is it you wish to die?" "please mori fuck me in the ass right now i want your 3 inch cockkkk"

by purplexed February 12, 2022

fuck me daniel

fuck me daniel

fuck me daniel

by daniel eat my ass January 20, 2021

Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021