Blue Switch

The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.

Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.

Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
Hold on a sec while I blue switch you.

Sorry, just blue switched you.
by Nedgo August 16, 2022
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the light blue blog

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.
The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.
by illinoishorrorman February 11, 2018
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Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.
I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
by MrJuice November 20, 2019
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Blue Mind

An individual with an incerdibly dirty mind.
Bro 1:"Wow! I want to stick my dick in her mouth!"
Bro 2:"Eww, you're so blue minded."
by DDroid June 24, 2017
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Blue Dog

Something being incredibly unlikely, to the point of it being nearly mathematically impossible.
Comes from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask" where a Blue Dog is coded to never win a race unless under very specific circumstances.
That guy is gonna try and throw the ball 100 yards!
He's got a Blue Dog chance of it.

You know, several of the greatest underdog stories could be described as Blue Dogs.
Really, like what?
Oh, Leicester City's 2016 Premier League run comes to mind.
by Sportspro January 03, 2025
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Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t
I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna
by Veezer February 19, 2022
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Blue Flags

F1 Flags waved for Nicholas Latifi, Lance Stroll, or previously, Nikita Mazepin.

Blue Flags tell a driver to let cars through that are a lap ahead.
Nikita Mazepin is Blue-Flag Sexual. He is attracted to blue flags.
by 33samtrbr April 13, 2022
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