Fake friend

A bitch that talks behind your back and makes you feel like shit behind your back or to your face

Omg that girl and your crush looks good together

(Fake friend)

by Bwianbfj September 23, 2019

Friends

What you don't have and what you wish you had

Jake Paul:Hey Jack dam you got friends
Jack: Yeah *gets gun*
Jake Paul: what you gunna use that for?
Jack: My friends ):

by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 16, 2018

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

National appreciate your girl best friend day

January 18th is the day where ur guy best friends appreciate and Treat you girls like a queen

“National appreciate your girl best friend day is the best day ever”

by Lilbittt225 January 18, 2021

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018

Fake friend

An asshole who cares nothing but his/herself. Basically NEVER having your back and bringing you down with him/her when they’re trying to make trouble

Ugh she’s such a fake friend! Always stabbing me in the back! Even with her boyfriend!

by Thep0tAt0 June 14, 2019