alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023

Friend

A person who should be there for you, not drop you for a reason you can’t control

Don’t get your hopes up, those kids are fake “friends”

by Whyamhere? May 29, 2021

Best Friend

A drug dealer

My best friend is coming over to sell us some drugs

by Planet Tossing January 26, 2022

Best Friend

When you have a best friend, you know it. It's the feeling that never, EVER leaves you. A Best Friend is a person that can keep your secrets. And never let it get out. You can trust a Best Friend with anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything. A Best Friend is someone that you can run to, when having a problem. They will let you cry and try anything that they can to make you feel loved. A Best Friend is a person that's a friend, but upgraded by 1,000,000,000. A friend is bleh and a Best Friend is WOW. Let me say this, anyone is lucky to have a Best Friend like mine. Anyone.

Person: Hey Bailey? Are you okay?
Bailey: Yeah. I just got seated next to Luckxi. NOT Rachel...
P: You don't have to be with her ALL the time.
Bailey: DO TOO
P: Ugh. Best Friends.

by _CatLuver_ April 5, 2019

fRiEndS

When you're not really friends but have to say you are because management threatened you and your partner. Just like Lauren Jauregui and Camila Cabello.

"Friends, we know what friends means"
We know we know we know

by Dadddy2.0 May 3, 2019

Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.

Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha

by Pafzko August 18, 2011

Red Friends

This the term for friends, who are pretty much friends, but they are more argumentative and may enjoy aggravating you. They can be supportive but they should have a red alert.

Penelope was distraught over multiple things and knew that she needed to reach out to someone and almost called Polly. ALMOST. She can hang with Polly and have laughs but Polly is a one of her Red Friends and Polly may not be as helpful and as considerate as she needs now. So, she called Makenzie. Makenzie is a gem among stones.

by von groovy September 19, 2024