Great news

/ɡrāt n(y)o͞oz/
phrasal adjective

• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.

• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.

• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.

Example 1
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?

Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.

Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.

tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.

Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.

forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news

by DandDood September 26, 2022

Red Bulls New York

A terrible trophyless ignored feeders club in the MLS. Their fans can only flex derby wins, plates, and random new yorker trophies. Ghosts in the MLS after qualifying for playoffs.

Haha! Look at that poor Red Bulls New York fan flexing his plates. What a bozo!

by Your Favorite NYCFC fan February 19, 2024

New Year's Day

Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one

I, I will begin again
I, I will begin again
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
I will be with you again

New Year's Day

by Death Menace September 15, 2023

the New York switcharoo

When you are banging a chick and you stop for a second, pull out, and your buddy hops in. Than you run outside and wave to them from the outter window and she than realizes, it's not you in the room anymore.

I was with this beautiful broad the other night, when me and Louie pulled "the New York switcharoo" on the her.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 13, 2024

New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a Planet under Royal Council rule but ultimately under United Federation Jurisdiction. New Vooperis is a great place for tourism... And being sent to Hell by a goddess you tried to date... Did I mention its a good place for tourism?

People: New Vooperis is corrupt bring it down.

Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.

by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020

New stadium

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.

The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021

New Orleans Hurricane

To pull off a New Orleans hurricane you will need at least three people. One person will take the head of a friend or colleague and hold it down in the hotel room toilet, also known as a swirly. While said swirly is happening, another friend or colleague will enter this person (usually a male) anally using either a foreign object or more likely their genitalia. This is not considered a pleasant experience for the person receiving the New Orleans Hurricane.

As soon as we got to the hotel, we gave Mikey a New Orleans Hurricane. He did not like it one bit!!!

by Howie Lichtersnatch July 13, 2021