Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

John Carr

My pookie bear. John is an absolute baddie, and he can get any guy.

That guy is such a John Carr

by Soulsistersqueen January 24, 2026

John Carr

My pookie bear. John Carr is such a baddie, and he can get any guys.

That guy is such a John Carr 😍.

by Soulsistersqueen January 24, 2026

John

John is a toilet

John is also a prostitutes customer

John is also the first name given to an unidentified cadaver

I drank to much beer and now I have to use the John.

by Jb2Cool74 January 25, 2026

John Bradley

A moustache of any kind, especially that of someone who does not usually have one.

You've got a bit of a John Bradley happening at the moment dude.

by jackie4827 January 27, 2026