John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

Discord John

A discord John is when the mod is a gay bitch

"bro Jake is using a danganronpa pfp such a Discord John"

by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021

John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole

You lie to much, don’t be such a John

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018