slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Cheese

Cheese is a type of food that is made out of milk. Sometimes, cheese is blue sometimes it is yellow but it is nice

Hello have you tried this new type of cheese

by Obama Bin Baden January 23, 2022

Cheese

c'mon, you know what cheese is.

Guy 1: Aw man, This cheese is Awesome!

by badictionarydude January 20, 2022

cheese bear

the biggest fags of all fags, you would never want a cheese bear in your life they’re usually fat too

hey is that cheese bear ?

cheese bear looks fat

by fuckingcoolassmf May 20, 2021

the cheese

The nickname of the baller. Usually found with a bottle in hand, The Cheese navigates massive amounts of substances and pharmaceuticals through out The Sea-Town region. Besides having an amazing tenacity towards females, The Cheese possess' a love for the Dope Game.

The Cheese was gettin his groove on at da club and I scored a half nizzle of some dizzity dank.

by the6ixhood December 2, 2021

Cheese

Wen Jung

Ur cheese

by CavenBalls May 17, 2018

Cheese

A fucking delicious creamy food made from the pressed curds of milk:

"Cheese on ur balls."

by Charlie I. November 15, 2023