Johnned

To be hit in the face with a lunchbox while wearing glasses, causing them to break

"Dude, that guy just got Johnned!"

by Bluesonic420 December 8, 2025

John Among

An adjective for a person who is a fantastic detective

Luke: You are so John Among
Nolan: I know, he found it out so fast

by Evachado December 12, 2025

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much

Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!

by Tsunami16112024 December 15, 2025

Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

by Sylax6 December 21, 2025