squirrely cheese

When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out

My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup

by Smelly Bon bons September 3, 2016

Cheese Stick

A semi chubbed penis that blossoms at awkward times. Occurs most often to people with the nickname of cheese.

Girl: He has such a small cheese stick!

by bpalme_10 July 24, 2016

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

Cheesed

When a person gets mad or worked up over something stupid.

Man that’s girl is so cheesed!!

by GG:) January 23, 2018

cheese n’ rice

Jesus Christ ( supposed to sound like it )

Ohh cheese n’ rice!!

by Albert frankly January 28, 2018

Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018

cheese

big tasty

boi thattttt cheese is big tasty

by -_- 0; t; meep May 4, 2018