Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

by I eat doge for lunch December 04, 2020

Blue sex

Blue sex is when you have very disappointing and unsatisfying intercourse with your partner or when your partner is very bad in bed

"My wife gave some real blue sex last night"

by 👣👅 June 01, 2023

Blue nest

A blue nest is always necessary when entering a new porta potty. It is a group of neatly stacked layer of toilet paper on the blue surface. This nest is a place to aim your shit. Without one you might get splash back and a blue ass.

It was a new porta potty. I had to build a blue nest for safety.

by DVMaximus August 24, 2016

Code Blue

Represents when someone defecates their pants badly and it’s green.

That was an abnormally large code blue, Chris

by Code blue October 21, 2022

Code Blue

Go to the workshop

Code Blue! *Engineers hurry to the workshop*

by Cadillacing! March 25, 2021

code blue

code used when a friend want to suck another friends dick

ryker: hey dustin, code blue
dustin: alr i’m on my way over

by bottom bitch November 08, 2019

Code Blue

When you are joking about someone having a panic attack and how they can't breathe or when you are in a situation (usually with a crush or boyfriend and girlfriend) and it's getting stressful ;)

Girl 1: OMG HE ASKED ME OUT
Girl 2: OMG WHAT ARE YOU REPLY WITH
Girl 1: I DUNNO HELP

Girl 1: HELP IM HAVING A CODE BLUE
Girl 2: UMMM LEMME THINK

by Baby Eric March 11, 2021