Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

weezy f baby

wezzy f baby means wezzy fuckin baby

a nickname for Lil Wayne

"weezy f baby, fuckin baby"

by Chanel C April 15, 2008

oh baby harder

orgasm, to be fucked

oh baby harder fuck me!! i've been bad ugh ughhh UGGGHHHH fuck ya!! eat it suck it FUCK ME HARDER!!!!

by blahy June 27, 2008

Wet Dream Baby

When you and another person have a wet dream in the same bed a wet dream baby is conceived

I never thought I'd be 16 and already have a wet dream baby

by kevinklinefan21 January 31, 2010

tar babies

the dirt found in the creases of a young child's neck/throat after a good day at the playground

grandma: don't forget to clean the tar babies during your bath, Corey

granddaughter: ok, thanks, Gramma! :

by Guerita Lokita February 1, 2009

I have a baby

An old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. They use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. Well.. some do.

Example 1:

Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*

Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.

Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!

Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!

Example 2:

Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!

Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.

Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!

Example 3:

Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Saanzan August 8, 2010

Shish-ka-baby

A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.

My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!

by flamethrower, and pat da baker April 28, 2009