deez nuts

literally nav and diya fr

"you are literally deez nuts"
"woah you look like deez nuts"
"i wish i could meet deez nuts"

by dibbles_ May 14, 2023

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deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles

Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!

by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023

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Deez/nuts

Someone with low brain cells and most likely gay that likes being fisted, but rejects themselves.

Did you see that Mark has 'Deez/nuts' in hid bio he HAS to be gay

by Skskskieuebens July 18, 2021

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Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.

That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.

by JackDaddy6294 August 3, 2023

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A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.

Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!

by GayShell January 13, 2024

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