(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.
1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.
Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.
2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.
3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
“What’s up with that chick Karen?”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”
Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
Get the Vice Ass Hoemug. at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
by stripper chick February 20, 2010
Get the couch hoemug. I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEES CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING A YOUNG NIGGA PHOOONE
WHERE'S AAAAAALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE I BE BAAAAAAAALLIN LIKA A MOTHERFUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOO I BE BALLIN LIKE MY NIGGA MOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEECK WES YOU AINT A MOTHERFUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOKE
WHERE'S AAAAAALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE I BE BAAAAAAAALLIN LIKA A MOTHERFUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOO I BE BALLIN LIKE MY NIGGA MOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEECK WES YOU AINT A MOTHERFUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOKE
I GOT Hoes CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING A YOUNG NIGGA PHOOONE
WHERE'S AAAAAALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE I BE BAAAAAAAALLIN LIKA A MOTHERFUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOO I BE BALLIN LIKE MY NIGGA MOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEECK WES YOU AINT A MOTHERFUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOKE
WHERE'S AAAAAALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE I BE BAAAAAAAALLIN LIKA A MOTHERFUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOO I BE BALLIN LIKE MY NIGGA MOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEECK WES YOU AINT A MOTHERFUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOKE
by capitalist smasher 69 February 2, 2019
Get the hoesmug. Stone hoe: ''Hello Sisters, did you charge your stones today?''
Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
Someone that isn't slow: ''Hell nah you a stone hoe''
by Matt3K July 27, 2021
Get the Stone Hoemug. a gardening tool used for weeding and cultivating soil with a downward chopping motion (Dutch)
a busted looking, washed up person (American)
a busted looking, washed up person (American)
by Khiaasylum June 19, 2025
Get the Chop Hoemug. To be a super fan of Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Joe Jonas, or collectively known as The Jonas Brothers.
Not to be confused with Joe Hoe
Not to be confused with Joe Hoe
by kaufmasd March 4, 2019
Get the Jo Hoemug. by Creggerson December 23, 2018
Get the Hoemug.