Can't Cum Ninja Bailout 

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.

i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout

Can't Cum Ninja Bailout by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011

shit-cum

Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

shit-cum by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

dirty ginger faggot cum dumpster 

A male having red or orange colored hair that takes seamen loads on his body for enjoyment.

Matt Milliken and Carrot Top are dirty ginger faggot cum dumpsters.

dirty ginger faggot cum dumpster by Jablomee June 26, 2008

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! 

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! is what I'm thinking after I suck off all the cadets in my pod.

I just sucked cumgasms out of all my roomies, and now -- Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy!

Yummy, yummy, yummy - I've got cum in my tummy! by eda-skip October 10, 2021

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad 

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

suck my balls and make me cum

suck my balls and make me cum is what I tell my fellow cadet roomie to do when he gives me a blowjob.

I told Christian to suck my balls and make me cum when he gave me a blowjob earlier.

suck my balls and make me cum by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

Coke Cum Captain Challenge 

The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.

Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!

Coke Cum Captain Challenge by Friends of the .38 Club June 28, 2014